You, over there by the bar drinking your beer

You're sat in one of the best god damn drink bars in the city, and you sit there sipping your cheap stale piss. What the fuck is wrong with you people?!

If you're at a good bar and you have the option of having a classic drink prepared for you at the same cost, why would you choose NOT to? It's like i'm sitting at the table and everyone but me is sitting on their food. What in gods name.